I begin this review with a simple question: why? Why did they have to make this rotting piece garbage, why did they make it a musical, and why did this even happen?
Mitchie Torres is an aspiring, talented musician who wants to go to Camp Rock, a music camp. (obviously) Meanwhile, rock star Shane Gray is on a roll of bad behavior and is sent to Camp Rock as a counselor. Mitchie lies her way into a friendship with the "popular" girls, and I can honestly say without exaggeration it pains me to write more about it.
I get it. High School Musical goes off and makes a bazillion bucks, then Hannah Montana doubles that amount. So now Disney Channel decides to exploit the Jonas Brothers and make them into a TV movie to unleash upon the 10-year old girls. And yet I sit here, with my little sister watching this stuff, suffering all the way. And so I ask, why?! F
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Hello, I'm Ryan Michaels. Heard of me yet? Well, I am not in the least bit surprised if you say no cause I'm no Roger Ebert. I'm a kid. A twelve-year old film critic, who loves reviewing movies as much as watching them. Below are my movie reviews for Heritage Newspapers, a group based in Michigan. I have recently won an Honorable Mention from the Michigan Press Association for my reviews, so I guess it's going pretty good. Adios, read my reviews!
About Me
- ryan_man101
- 12 years old. Film critic. Disappointed with B+ in English. Favorite movies are The Godfather I & II, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Casablanca, Raiders of the Lost Ark, South Park: The Movie and Apocalypse Now. Favorite directors are Coppola, Scorsese, Spielberg and Fincher. Favorite albums are Nevermind, Abbey Road, Back in Black, and Revolver
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